How many times have you come across a retarded Facebook status and just wished there was a “dislike” button? If you’re anything like the pessimistic primate I am, then your answer is 20 times a day about 90% of the people.I genuinely don’t give a shit that you’ve just eaten a taco or are about to take a shower, and I would like nothing more than to express that to you. But I came across something last week that really ticked me off.
A friend of mine posted a status update about his kid having surgery. Friends commented with prayers and sympathies but to my absolute surprise, 2 people “liked” it. Yes, you read that correctly. 2 PEOPLE LIKED IT. What the hell could you possibly like about a 4 year old kid having surgery?
Thankfully, someone finally beat Mark Zuckerberg to realizing the ever growing need for a “dislike” button. You can now download a Firefox plugin that allows you to dislike Facebook posts and statuses.
So go ahead, be cynical and disagreeable. After all, everyone loves a negative 
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ReplyDeletehahaaa,
ReplyDeleteur funny!
ok seriously, what do you have against tacos? :D
ReplyDeleteHaha I'm just being facetious, I like tacos.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the annoying Facebook Apps, like Farmville.
ReplyDelete"You've just found a lonely cow and have given it a home on your farm"????
Bullshit... should be "You've just found a lonely cow and invited your friends over for a steak dinner".
Chris... Genius!
ReplyDeleteok then, it's settled.. public outcry over :D
ReplyDeletebtw if that's how feel about facebook then It'd be interesting to hear your thoughts about twitter which is basically a glorified status box
Twitter is very misunderstood, but that's a whole other blog on vanity and narcissism. It's a tough one to write about because I am guilty of some of the practices I criticize, so it would definitely bring out the hypocrite in me.
ReplyDeleteoh come on! twitter is just too simple to be misunderstood.. nothing profound about "Kiki" telling her followers where she had lunch today or with whom or..my personal favorite.. to look out for the slutty nurse at tonight's party (the connection between Halloween & slutty outfits is a whole other story btw)
ReplyDeleteAre you referring to my tweet about how Halloween is an excuse to be slutty or did someone else say that?
ReplyDeletedidn't get around to following your tweets yet.. I'm actually referring to a twitter-hooked friend of mine however I do agree with your aforementioned tweet
ReplyDeleteWomen have it so easy on Halloween... take any outfit, any costume, any profession.... anything!
ReplyDeletePut the word "slutty" in front of it, and it all of a sudden becomes a perfectly acceptable costume idea.
Guys actually have to be creative because, lets face it, no one wants to see a guy dressed as a slutty nurse.
I saw a guy dressed as a slutty nun. That was wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteHaha! thanks for the mental image but I think I can top that; this girl & her boyfriend came dressed as a slutty baby and her daddy.. disturbing, no?
ReplyDeleteHehe the minute I read ur blog I knew that u r a Scorpio =P
ReplyDeleteVery nice blog, but where is ur archive?
Really? That's so funny. What gave it away? There's no archive. This is pretty much it. Should I keep writing?
ReplyDeleteYou r gr8 observer(circus post) and wit, which is a typical Scorpio! =)
ReplyDeleteYeah keep writing, duh!
KEEEEEPPPPPP WRITING!!!!!!!! you entertain me i keep on checking this site.
ReplyDeleteI know I know. I've been slacking off. I'll post something soon, I promise.
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