Say Cheese

They way you pose for a picture says a lot about the kid of person you are. Let's face it- we've all been caught in awkward/ugly poses where we race to hit the delete button on the camera or untag the picture on Facebook.

Getting caught in one of those leaves you at the mercy of the photographer, but posing is a whole different story.

Here are my favorite poses and what I think of them.

DOUBLE BANKING

I will now get twice as drunk so you could rape me twice as fast. I am also pretending to be completely oblivious to the position of the camera by looking in a different direction. It's cool not to care.

THREE STRIKES

1) Again, the oblivious eye rolling. Clearly, you are aware the someone is there taking a picture of you. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure you asked them to.

2) The lip puckering is starting to get pathetic, especially if there isn't another pair of lips meeting you on the other end. But by all means, do kiss the world, kiss life. We all want your cold sores.

3) I don't know what to say about the ass thing. I mean, you ARE doing this on purpose, right? If you're not, I'm sorry and I'll pay for your chiropractor.

TOUS LES FAUT PAS

I thought we were gonna let the Asians have the peace gesture thing. What happened?

On another note, you shouldn't really be showing off the goods if they're not... well... good. Baby fat rolls are only cute on babies.

Glasses indoors? NOT cool. Puckered lips? SO early 2007

What do you think? Am I being a party pooper again? Is it too late to salvage what is left of your dignity and untag pictures of yourself that look like these?

* As perfect as I would like to be, I cannot deny that I have puckered up once or twice in the past. Remember, we make fun of people to feel better about ourselves... or at least, I do.